Gem stones, I got Flint Stones Im friends with Fred And drive girls crazy like they off their meds 5 Wizzzurds mascot You can call me G-Man Cuz I hit the g-spot A-bombs Japan Kelly Wash squirrel dance 10 Just tryna get my nuts off I am the opposite of Ricola Ill make ya cough Im a coffee drinker But Ill tea bag ya 15 Sexual affixiator Here to plastic bag ya Or put ya in a noose Call ya David Carradine My dick is Mike Jordan 20 My balls Magic and Kareem We team up Call us the dream team Or call me an artist I work in semen 25 Aint no Jew Bread I rise not unleven First got my dick wet Playin 7 minutes in heaven Ha Not Seventh Heaven 30 No Camden Reverend When will they comprehend? 32 I dont want no girlfriend, amen Hook Oh baby, Ill be stuck to you like glue, baby Wanna spend it all on you, baby My room is the g-spot Call me Mr. Flintstone I can make ya bed rock I can make ya bed rock I can make ya bed rock girl I can make ya bed rock I can make ya bed rock Verse 2 CoffeeMonster 1 Time to Fleetwood Mac ya Girl go your own way Sway, Sway, like my dick Is Red Stripe - Hooray 5 Dome shots Like Roger Klotz I got man-naise for Patti But this aint no Doug Funnie plot Whiskey shots, Pickle Joose 10 Lip of snus, pussy loose Comin in like Orlando hey Zeus Girl got caboose Grey goose and a deuce deuce 15 Get ya legs spread wide Make the angle obtuse Simple geometry Hope ya know ya ABCs Time for a spelling bee 20 Show me how you F-U-C K is that A-O-K Deflower your bouquet I know so cliché How bout some croquet 25 Yo legs is wickets And my dick sells tickets Call it Kevin Garnett Damn I need a cigarette Make me an omelette You so wet, no sweat 30 I know youll never forget me When will they comprehend, I dont want no girlfriend, amen Hook Verse 3 CoffeeMonster Bed Rock, Dewey Cox White Sox, Red Sox Nah just a Lil Giant Here to thaw your Ice Box 5 I flip through shawties Like I work with a spatula Spend the night with me and In the morning get Count Cockula No Lucky Charms or Cheerios 10 Im talkin felatio So forego the small talk Bitch you aint my bro But I will be-STOW On you my beast YO 15 Hit it like a free throw Re-hit it like a Type-O T-Pains on a boat With his flip flopies Im a motorboat ya 20 Get ya chest all sloppy I got the camera all set Cuz ho ya lookin foxy Aint Lady Ga Ga But Im the Pa-pa-Pa-parazzi 25 Just ask Nelly He tell ya get ya Eagle on Wheres R Kelly? Bitch bout to get peed on Give April a golden shower and 30 Miss May Im bout to plow her When will they comprehend? I dont want no girlfriend, amen

Verse 1[Coffee] Party in the bar, Pa-pa-party in the streets Im a party animal just let me off the leash I party harty, I sip bacardi So whens the party start? Choo know I never arrive tardy And where are the woman who tryna get naughty? Sweet tea, whis-key, baby lets smoke green trees Chablis, bay breeze, or some sex on the beach Lets buy out the bar Im on a partyin spree (spree) Hook Verse 2[Coffee] I like my Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-Coffee Rumpleminze, Rumpleminze, in my coffee I like my Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-Coffee Rumpleminze, Rumpleminze in my coffee Screw rehab because I love my addiction I got a conviction to my alcohol affliction Dont judge me I aint in your jurisdiction You like my diction girl cuz Im on a mission For one thing thats leave the club with something A lil chicken wing, its Waynes World schwing (schwing) Let you in on one thing Im bigger than Yao Ming And I know its winter time but we can fuck till Spring Jus gotta press pause, because Hook Verse 3[Coffee] Before I was even born I partied like Ron Artest I think my Moms placenta was filled with grape Burnetts Maybe not Grape maybe it was that Pink Lemondate Baby I throw down harder than Duh-Wayne Waaaaade I just like to party this aint no masquerade Its just whats in the cards not talking Old Maid Or Charades that so clichéd Time to upgrade to a party Crusade (Im faded)

Verse 1[Coffee] Take it back to the 80s and Land Before Time Back to when I aint got a dime and no girls were dropping me lines But times have come and gone Just ask ya girl who come and gone Its candlelight dinner and bottle of wine Then you know the curtains drawn Rockstar girl on the mic she shine Now lean back girl Ill mow ya lawn Thats me, Im a cunning linguist If you aint get it, Im talking cunnilingus Verse 2[Bougey Rosette] Sometimes you picture me I'm walking too far ahead you're calling to me, I can't hear what you've said Then you say go slow I fall behind the second hand unwinds Hook[Bougey Rosette] If you're lost you can look--and you will find me Time after time If you fall I will catch you--I'll be waiting Time after time x2 Verse 3[Bougey] After my picture fades and darkness has turned to gray Watching through windows you're wondering if I'm OK [Coffee] Im OK, You OK, ifs Coffee and Bougey Find us with a bottle a Jose up in No Way Jose Off the head like a toupee kill the mic D.O.A. Carve up pussy like Chef Ramsey or kill it like Jon Benet Its Flav on the mic girl I got what ya need Dirty rhymes like hos they so unclean I'm a hot shot not Charlie Sheen I'm denim Dan I rock skinny jeans so just garnish my flow like a child support lien or grab me a brew cuz I'm a coffee bean [Bougey] Coffee, go slow, I fall behind, my second hand unwinds [Coffee] Bougey, you lost ya mind, I'm here to grind a bust a nut in due time Hook/Outro [Bougey Rosette]

Hook Who’s a party animal? Who’s a party animal? Youza party animal This MothaFucka Who’s a party animal? Who’s a party animal? Youza a party animal This Mothafucka X2 I’m a party animal just let me off the leash I party in the bar, I party in the streets I party with the creeps, I party with the freaks Suck the life out the party like it’s a teat I party with the whites, I party with the blacks I party in Dewey where there no sales tax I party with the Brits, I party with the Japs I party with the dogs and I party with the cats I party with the boys I party with the girls I party long after you start to hurl I party with the rich, I party with the poor I party with buds and I party with Coors I party with islam, I party with the jews I party with a sixer of Dragon Joose I party with you, I don’t give a shit I party with Coffee and Rumpleminze Hook I party with the birds, I party with a fox I party with the nerds, I party with the Jocks (No Homo) I party all night till the break of dawn I party like wild thing Rick Vaughn I party with your mom, I party with your dad I party with bombs, they ain’t bad I party with Virgins, party with whores I party in church, I party at Scores I party in the front, I party in the back I party in your mouth, I party on your rack I party on a boat, I party on a dock Check my watch its party 0’clock I party in the house, I party in the club I love to party, its my favorite drug I party so high, high high above I party with Bob we got on love Hook x2 I party with hippies, party with hipsters I’m party with Cam, I party with the Dipsters I party to the left to the left to the left The hired me to write for party digest I party with bums, I party with crack heads I party with anyone except redheads I party with cops, I party with the feds Follow the leader, to the party I led To the party I led X16 Hook I party with the Bloods, I party with the Crypts My life story is a party script I party with Juniors, party with Seniors I party in the mountains and party at the shore I party with yuppies, party with guidos I party with the Martians in my UFZero I party with the healthy, Party with a cripple If you got fake boobs, I party with ya nipple I party with a free man, party with a convict I party with the pimps and hoes turnin’ tricks I party with you, I don’t give a shit I party with Coffee and Rumpleminze Coffee and Rumpleminze

We the Cherry Bomb Squad The Hide yo Mom Squad Lets take it to the playground We the Cherry Bomb Squad We play with ya daughters We smash ya Moms We go balls deep We the Cherry Bombs

In defense of an age of innocence Dispense past-tense Coffee laments Before I flip’d Birds, I watch’d Big Bird I Napped on the couch watching Oscar the Grouch pimps slap hos, and I slap bracelets Before Uncle Jesse got a face lift Cowabunga Dood, Call me Michelangelo I’m a super brotha call me Mario Axe me do you have it, Guts? I got this 5 dolla bowl cut up at Supercuts Step by Step, I Doulbe Dare Ya To holler at my girl DJ Tanner Life pass by you watching Nickelodeon And I’m just on my Big Wheel Speedin’ I can take you on my Rainbow Readin’ With Little Debbie we Oatmeal Creamin’ Call ya Kelly ya can call me Zach Cuz every girl in town wanna have my Rugrats Patti Mayonaise you I know I Skeet-Skeetered Or in the van with Cody smokin’ reefer If Steve Urkel cuffs Laura Winslow Then I cop your girl like Carl Winslow Bro, I ain’t neva steal your G.I. JOE Just kick yo ass in Street Fighter Tubro Meka leka hi meka hi nee ho Pee wee playhourse my fav’rite show It was outta this world just like ALF Hate that guy on the Simpsons named Ralph Grab my Nintendo I’m tryna hunt ducks Bullets flyin’ like Goldberg knuckle pucks Form a flying V and chant quack quack Knock em out like Tyson if ya lil Mac (Knock eme out like Tyson if ya Lil Mac) Rocked overalls, they Osh Kosh B’Gosh Had a Orange Crush On Spice Girl Tosh The pink one was my favorite Power Ranger And I never understood Balky in Perfect Strangers Ain’t no dirtball just a garbage pail kid With Tongue twistin’ rhymes I spit Mad Libs Fund dips, licrorice, and pixie stix Just getcha Sugar fix with Kool-Aid Mix

Hey girl its your birfday You look 21 but say that your thirt-ay game like Joe, that’s my forte Pop champagne for ya girl if you thirstay Lets get drunk, I want ya in the worst way When I get drunk, I get a lil flirty At the bar, I’m only touching first base I hit homeruns so we can skip the foreplay When I say I call ya it will be Today Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday party like I’m in the NCAA Got chemistry its in our DNA Lets do it everyway Say ahh like I’m the dentist On facebook I add ya to my friendlist You dig my swag like NIKE gotta check this Girl you can work the block call ya Tetris Just like Nappy Boy I could use a kiss kiss Hit up Santa’s lap to add ya to my wish list Ask Pete Troy over you we reminiscence You can be me sidekick I’ll be you apprentice No wing man I need no assistance Never before have I been so persistent I’m out the club hope ya wanna roll with this Drop ya guard your piece de resistance Resist this

Only lying I do will be up in yo bed Get under the covers girl and give me head I drink coffee and I fuck pussy Beat it up till its purple like good Kushi On the Jersey shore they call it getting smushy You ain’t Kevin Drennan, hope you trim that bushy Enough about lyin’ its time to spit some truth A verbal cosmopolitan but hold the vermouth Come from the land of Camden yes the home of Ruth Just a white collar worker but my mouth is uncouth Full of swear words or playin skin flute I’d tell ya to cuff ya girls but the point is moot Yeah Ima get em (I don’t freestyle much but) music is my crutch Got my girls skippin’ beats cuz’ they double dutch Jump rope like Enigma a return to innocence Down cherries by the bomb or shoot coffee-mintz Tell a girl “Get over Here” like Scorpiaaan Sonic boom her like Guile the American Down to shock and awe yall call me Blanca American gladiator Larry Cszonka Or “Two Scoops” Johnson not Raisin Bran Ask Hall ‘n Oates they know I’m a Rich Man (Make it Rain) Like a 401k plan Evolved from a Geico caveman (Bitches) No Toy Story but I’m Buzzed like Lightyear These rhymes a hobby but I got a career I climb the corporate ladder sporting Durkl gear A CFO at 26 and I still shotgun beers Just a rook in the game got no name for myself Fuck a ring Jonas Brothas smush a bitch for myself I’m a pool shark, I double somersault Take a cue from me or get shot then chalked up 5-0 etch yo sketch working with a etch a sketch Im 80s baby I make ya pussy Stretch (Armstrong) Like a rubber band Get a girl in my town she probly second hand (Ha)

This aint no Dip shit, this a Dips rip set sail the Dips ship (I really mean it) This Flav and Dubbs shit, come get ya fix This shit the remix (I really mean it) Bust out my bag o trix, Dubbz is captain hick give ya the deep six (I really mean it) Six six six, the mark of the beast Mean a beat deceased, at least (I really mean it) Get down in bum fuck Where Dragons Skull fuck Pop bottles of Pain Andre Cold Duck Reside in Velva, We talking’ Aqua We steal bitches And we aint sorry, brah (I really mean it) Grew up on Dip Set Chris still in debt Never stop us we Smoke Marijuana cigarettes Right up on Diamond Hill Pop Chris Linz pills up in the co-op Dont pay for refills (I really mean it) At phi kap mill, we never drop a bill But get some pussy, still (I really mean it) East Lex keg shop Right at the traffic stop We Chesse trail blazers See you at the cops stop Smut Columnists Drunks never get the gist Just give up the pussy And ya make the hot list We sling dope sacks 50 bones no tax Natty Light case dough And maybe some Big Macs Baby Huey (Verse 2) Big Macs McNuggets Blow cash say fuggit Ballin like the Denver Thuggets Leave the haters kickin buckets Rep Indy Cashville Take it back to Diamond Hill I really fuckin mean it Showin yall whats really real Morning after vomits Whyd I jagerbomb it Murk out in a civic Colored like a can of Comet Ebrakes all day Beruit all night Where all the hotties at Following that hard white Nobody to someone on account of an ounce Didnt know me yesterday now she ready to pounce Baby snorts to much Nose like Matt Fink But she gets such a rush Smellin that good stink More scores than brees or Peyton if we talkin in domes 108 henry street only place I called home Dough in the sock drawer Turbo was the top whore Dro trips to Bmore You pump I pour (no homo) Rens Explorer steal shells Koch week, jail cell Fnuts got the hair gel Dano bumpin Big L (really mean it) B-rock number 25 Eddy talkin hella jive Yellow box he seen it (I really mean it) Blue puke minks rally Stop In dog crack alley Calvin Bane piece of shit and this shit a remix Kosky was the best prof Legalize it peter tosh Frat basement pit mosh ain’t Osh Kosh B’Gosh