Gem stones,
I got Flint Stones
Im friends with Fred
And drive girls crazy like they off their meds
5 Wizzzurds mascot
You can call me G-Man
Cuz I hit the g-spot
A-bombs Japan
Kelly Wash squirrel dance
10 Just tryna get my nuts off
I am the opposite of Ricola
Ill make ya cough
Im a coffee drinker
But Ill tea bag ya
15 Sexual affixiator
Here to plastic bag ya
Or put ya in a noose
Call ya David Carradine
My dick is Mike Jordan
20 My balls Magic and Kareem
We team up
Call us the dream team
Or call me an artist
I work in semen
25 Aint no Jew Bread
I rise not unleven
First got my dick wet
Playin 7 minutes in heaven
Ha Not Seventh Heaven
30 No Camden Reverend
When will they comprehend?
32 I dont want no girlfriend, amen


Hook
Oh baby, Ill be stuck to you like glue, baby
Wanna spend it all on you, baby
My room is the g-spot
Call me Mr. Flintstone I can make ya bed rock
I can make ya bed rock
I can make ya bed rock girl
I can make ya bed rock
I can make ya bed rock

Verse 2 CoffeeMonster
1 Time to Fleetwood Mac ya
Girl go your own way
Sway, Sway, like my dick
Is Red Stripe - Hooray
5 Dome shots
Like Roger Klotz I
got man-naise for Patti
But this aint no Doug Funnie plot
Whiskey shots, Pickle Joose
10 Lip of snus, pussy loose
Comin in like Orlando
hey Zeus
Girl got caboose
Grey goose and a deuce deuce
15 Get ya legs spread wide
Make the angle obtuse
Simple geometry
Hope ya know ya ABCs
Time for a spelling bee
20 Show me how you F-U-C
K is that A-O-K
Deflower your bouquet
I know so cliché
How bout some croquet
25 Yo legs is wickets And my dick sells tickets
Call it Kevin Garnett
Damn I need a cigarette
Make me an omelette
You so wet, no sweat
30 I know youll never forget me
When will they comprehend,
I dont want no girlfriend, amen


Hook


Verse 3 CoffeeMonster

Bed Rock, Dewey Cox
White Sox, Red Sox
Nah just a Lil Giant
Here to thaw your Ice Box
5 I flip through shawties
Like I work with a spatula
Spend the night with me and
In the morning get Count Cockula
No Lucky Charms or Cheerios
10 Im talkin felatio
So forego the small talk
Bitch you aint my bro
But I will be-STOW
On you my beast YO
15 Hit it like a free throw
Re-hit it like a Type-O
T-Pains on a boat
With his flip flopies
Im a motorboat ya
20 Get ya chest all sloppy
I got the camera all set
Cuz ho ya lookin foxy
Aint Lady Ga Ga
But Im the Pa-pa-Pa-parazzi
25 Just ask Nelly
He tell ya get ya Eagle on
Wheres R Kelly?
Bitch bout to get peed on
Give April a golden shower and
30 Miss May Im bout to plow her
When will they comprehend?
I dont want no girlfriend, amen