In defense of an age of innocence
Dispense past-tense Coffee laments
Before I flip’d Birds, I watch’d Big Bird
I Napped on the couch watching Oscar the Grouch
pimps slap hos, and I slap bracelets
Before Uncle Jesse got a face lift
Cowabunga Dood, Call me Michelangelo
I’m a super brotha call me Mario

Axe me do you have it, Guts?
I got this 5 dolla bowl cut up at Supercuts
Step by Step, I Doulbe Dare Ya
To holler at my girl DJ Tanner
Life pass by you watching Nickelodeon
And I’m just on my Big Wheel Speedin’
I can take you on my Rainbow Readin’
With Little Debbie we Oatmeal Creamin’
Call ya Kelly ya can call me Zach
Cuz every girl in town wanna have my Rugrats
Patti Mayonaise you I know I Skeet-Skeetered
Or in the van with Cody smokin’ reefer
If Steve Urkel cuffs Laura Winslow
Then I cop your girl like Carl Winslow
Bro, I ain’t neva steal your G.I. JOE
Just kick yo ass in Street Fighter Tubro

Meka leka hi meka hi nee ho
Pee wee playhourse my fav’rite show
It was outta this world just like ALF
Hate that guy on the Simpsons named Ralph
Grab my Nintendo I’m tryna hunt ducks
Bullets flyin’ like Goldberg knuckle pucks
Form a flying V and chant quack quack
Knock em out like Tyson if ya lil Mac
(Knock eme out like Tyson if ya Lil Mac)
Rocked overalls, they Osh Kosh B’Gosh
Had a Orange Crush On Spice Girl Tosh
The pink one was my favorite Power Ranger
And I never understood Balky in Perfect Strangers
Ain’t no dirtball just a garbage pail kid
With Tongue twistin’ rhymes I spit Mad Libs
Fund dips, licrorice, and pixie stix
Just getcha Sugar fix with Kool-Aid Mix