Only lying I do will be up in yo bed
Get under the covers girl and give me head
I drink coffee and I fuck pussy
Beat it up till its purple like good Kushi
On the Jersey shore they call it getting smushy
You ain’t Kevin Drennan, hope you trim that bushy
Enough about lyin’ its time to spit some truth
A verbal cosmopolitan but hold the vermouth
Come from the land of Camden yes the home of Ruth
Just a white collar worker but my mouth is uncouth
Full of swear words or playin skin flute
I’d tell ya to cuff ya girls but the point is moot
Yeah Ima get em

(I don’t freestyle much but) music is my crutch
Got my girls skippin’ beats cuz’ they double dutch
Jump rope like Enigma a return to innocence
Down cherries by the bomb or shoot coffee-mintz
Tell a girl “Get over Here” like Scorpiaaan
Sonic boom her like Guile the American
Down to shock and awe yall call me Blanca
American gladiator Larry Cszonka
Or “Two Scoops” Johnson not Raisin Bran
Ask Hall ‘n Oates they know I’m a Rich Man
(Make it Rain) Like a 401k plan
Evolved from a Geico caveman (Bitches)

No Toy Story but I’m Buzzed like Lightyear
These rhymes a hobby but I got a career
I climb the corporate ladder sporting Durkl gear
A CFO at 26 and I still shotgun beers
Just a rook in the game got no name for myself
Fuck a ring Jonas Brothas smush a bitch for myself
I’m a pool shark, I double somersault
Take a cue from me or get shot then chalked up
5-0 etch yo sketch working with a etch a sketch
Im 80s baby I make ya pussy Stretch (Armstrong)
Like a rubber band
Get a girl in my town she probly second hand (Ha)